Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Alphabet of doom, i love pigs, nothings going to change my world, Om.

Know what's wrong with everyone?
Bad music.

You know when you go on youtube, and you start typing, it gives you suggestions of popular searches from around the whole world.

I went through the whole alphabet and it was all bad music as the first suggestion, basicly.

Heres the list

akon
beyonce
chris brown
disturbia
eminem
Fall out boy
green day
hot n cold (katy perry song)
i kissed a girl
just dance (lady gaga)
katy perry
lil wayne
miley cyrus
ne-yo
obama (lol)
pink
queen (i like queen)
rhianna
single ladies (beyonce song)
t pain
usher
vanessa hudgens
Womanizer
X factor
young jeezy
Zac efron





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bland age, i wish everyone would just be fucking cool.

I've pretty much been unhappy ever since i was old enough to realise that the 60's existed, and i wasn't there.

What horrible spew music, it'd be nice to think that people are going to become cooler and smarter, but i'm telling you now, there fucking not. Everyones just going to get more stupid and all of the problems we have just now are going to grow, because it's optimum conditions for it. I'd hope that at some point in my lifetime, a big change would happen, but it's not, i'm going to die, surrounded by idiots. I completley understand suicide bombers, seriously, 'I don't like these people, i don't want to live with them, i'm going to put myself out of misery, and kill as many as i can while i'm at it,'
Fair enough, good on you.

Swine flu? Great fucking idea, i'm backing it. Just turn up the notch to pandemic for 40 days and 40 nights, please. Is there anything i can do to help? Not cover my mouth? Great! Less work for me, not wash my hands? Great, more time to spend moaning about bad music.

I think pigs have an amazing taste in music, i bet they just rock out to hendrix and the beatles and eat mushrooms all day, and they here all the fannys driving past there farms playing lady gaga, and one of them just went:
"Here,"
"What?"
"Naw hink there musics shite?"
"Aye, so balls man,"
"Innit mate, here, see how we're fuckin dirty bastards?"
"Aye,"
"Well wattae jiss go up n cough on hunners o them?"
"Aye actually, worth a shot,"

BOOM swine flu.

i love pigs, thank you pigs, continue with your good music, and please cough on lady gaga.

You might think i'm taking peoples music tastes to seriously, but i'm completley not, it has so much to do with it. Sound is crazy, it does crazy shit, it can provoke emotions and heal you and shit, you know when buddhists go 'Ommm,' Well, they say it because 'Om' is what they call, the sound of the universe, the sound of the constant flux of the whole universes true identity, and when you speak old manuscripts in the ancient languages and watch the sound waves they manipulate shit, i don't know much about it, it's crazy though.
But music is just a more concious version of that, what are you actually getting out of a horrible song like 'single ladys,' by beyonce, i like dance music, and i don't want to dance to this, it doesn't have a good beat, it offers nothing, the only reason you like it is because you like beyonce and you like things that are familier to you, and it's familier because the people who want money from you, play it to you so you listen to it more. 'AAA DUHH SINNGUU LAYYY, AAA DUHH SINGUU LAYSSS, AAA DUUUHH SINGUU LAYYS,'
fuck off.

listen to the beatles, really.
I think if the most tragic thing that could ever happened to me happened to me, something really tragic, take my dear gran, she's lived through wars and hard times throughout the century, say she got beaten up by a bunch of neds, another result of our shitty stupidity and media, you'd think i'd be raging and distraught if that happened, but i think if it did happen, and i listened to a couple of beatles songs, i'd be completley content again, if i stuck on 'across the universe' and listened to it on repeat a coupla of times, it'd just bring back the feeling of 'it's just a ride,' and that everyones everything and nothing matters and theres no such thing as death and everythings trivial and i can change the world because i am the world and all i have to do is nothing at all.

Jai guru deva, Om. Nothings going to change my world, nothings going to change my world.

Good music does alot.

If that happened to my Gran and i listened to 'AAAA DUHH SINGULL LAYYSS, AAAA DUHHH SINGULLL LAAY,' by beyonce i'd get nothing, apart from stupider and stupider, but, i've noticed, that that type of stupid person, completley thrives in the way things work just now.

All you need to do to have a 'succesful' life just now is, be good looking, be able to remember hundreds of shit, afford clothes, preferably super dry, afford hair gel, make it clear you listen to the latest music (AA DUH SINGUL LAY), be productive.


"Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics."


Everything else has been set up to work its self to your benefit around that.

If that's the way you choose to seek happyness, enjoy you're wheel of samsara while i'm surfing around the infinite kaliedascope of one-ness called love.

I'm sorry to be so mean, i love you.

Nothings going to change my world, Om.


11 comments:

aidiosyncratic said...
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aidiosyncratic said...

Your explanation for the swine flu epedemic/inches from pandemic is thee only explanation I ever wont to hear..ever
True story-I was on you tube,had just finished listening to bob dylans Mr tambourine man and in the related videos was Flo'rida's<(wut an intelligent well thought of name) redition of you spin me right round..i am still trying to think of the relation and i havent been on you tube since
..keep speaking the truth.

Anonymous said...

i <3 you!

gaga must die!!!!!!!!

x

Holyrood Patter said...

its really really stupid how bad music is
and swine flu? i dont caer
see for the past month? every day, every newspaper, has had either susan boyle or swine flu.
so if swine flu gets bad, the media have put the panic so high when like 3 already sick babies have died, that when millions start dying, youll be reading the papers saying PANIC, and youll be all "just swin flu innit?"no biggy.
unless susan boyle has swine flu? Say it isnt so!
pah

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