tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44806460081072889312024-03-12T17:54:33.259-07:00Deep ThoughtMy Almost Disturbing Thoughts And Opinions, Convieniently Expressed Through An UnAttractive BlogKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-13873346957815886232009-04-29T18:25:00.001-07:002009-04-30T03:43:55.925-07:00Alphabet of doom, i love pigs, nothings going to change my world, Om.Know what's wrong with everyone? <div>Bad music.</div><div><br /></div><div>You know when you go on youtube, and you start typing, it gives you suggestions of popular searches from around the whole world.</div><div><br /></div><div>I went through the whole alphabet and it was all bad music as the first suggestion, basicly.</div><div><br /></div><div>Heres the list </div><div><br /></div><div><div>akon</div><div>beyonce</div><div>chris brown</div><div>disturbia</div><div>eminem</div><div>Fall out boy</div><div>green day</div><div>hot n cold (katy perry song)</div><div>i kissed a girl</div><div>just dance (lady gaga)</div><div>katy perry</div><div>lil wayne</div><div>miley cyrus</div><div>ne-yo</div><div>obama (lol)</div><div>pink</div><div>queen (i like queen)</div><div>rhianna</div><div>single ladies (beyonce song)</div><div>t pain</div><div>usher</div><div>vanessa hudgens</div><div>Womanizer</div><div>X factor</div><div>young jeezy</div><div>Zac efron</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bland age, i wish everyone would just be fucking cool.</div><div><br /></div><div>I've pretty much been unhappy ever since i was old enough to realise that the 60's existed, and i wasn't there.</div><div><br /></div><div>What horrible spew music, it'd be nice to think that people are going to become cooler and smarter, but i'm telling you now, there fucking not. Everyones just going to get more stupid and all of the problems we have just now are going to grow, because it's optimum conditions for it. I'd hope that at some point in my lifetime, a big change would happen, but it's not, i'm going to die, surrounded by idiots. I completley understand suicide bombers, seriously, 'I don't like these people, i don't want to live with them, i'm going to put myself out of misery, and kill as many as i can while i'm at it,' </div><div>Fair enough, good on you.</div><div><br /></div><div>Swine flu? Great fucking idea, i'm backing it. Just turn up the notch to pandemic for 40 days and 40 nights, please. Is there anything i can do to help? Not cover my mouth? Great! Less work for me, not wash my hands? Great, more time to spend moaning about bad music.</div><div><br /></div><div>I think pigs have an amazing taste in music, i bet they just rock out to hendrix and the beatles and eat mushrooms all day, and they here all the fannys driving past there farms playing lady gaga, and one of them just went:</div><div>"Here,"</div><div>"What?"</div><div>"Naw hink there musics shite?"</div><div>"Aye, so balls man,"</div><div>"Innit mate, here, see how we're fuckin dirty bastards?"</div><div>"Aye,"</div><div>"Well wattae jiss go up n cough on hunners o them?"</div><div>"Aye actually, worth a shot,"</div><div><br /></div><div>BOOM swine flu. </div><div><br /></div><div>i love pigs, thank you pigs, continue with your good music, and please cough on lady gaga.</div><div><br /></div><div>You might think i'm taking peoples music tastes to seriously, but i'm completley not, it has so much to do with it. Sound is crazy, it does crazy shit, it can provoke emotions and heal you and shit, you know when buddhists go 'Ommm,' Well, they say it because 'Om' is what they call, the sound of the universe, the sound of the constant flux of the whole universes true identity, and when you speak old manuscripts in the ancient languages and watch the sound waves they manipulate shit, i don't know much about it, it's crazy though.</div><div>But music is just a more concious version of that, what are you actually getting out of a horrible song like 'single ladys,' by beyonce, i like dance music, and i don't want to dance to this, it doesn't have a good beat, it offers nothing, the only reason you like it is because you like beyonce and you like things that are familier to you, and it's familier because the people who want money from you, play it to you so you listen to it more. 'AAA DUHH SINNGUU LAYYY, AAA DUHH SINGUU LAYSSS, AAA DUUUHH SINGUU LAYYS,' </div><div>fuck off.</div><div><br /></div><div>listen to the beatles, really.</div><div>I think if the most tragic thing that could ever happened to me happened to me, something really tragic, take my dear gran, she's lived through wars and hard times throughout the century, say she got beaten up by a bunch of neds, another result of our shitty stupidity and media, you'd think i'd be raging and distraught if that happened, but i think if it did happen, and i listened to a couple of beatles songs, i'd be completley content again, if i stuck on 'across the universe' and listened to it on repeat a coupla of times, it'd just bring back the feeling of 'it's just a ride,' and that everyones everything and nothing matters and theres no such thing as death and everythings trivial and i can change the world because i am the world and all i have to do is nothing at all.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jai guru deva, Om. Nothings going to change my world, nothings going to change my world.</div><div><br /></div><div>Good music does alot.</div><div><br /></div><div>If that happened to my Gran and i listened to 'AAAA DUHH SINGULL LAYYSS, AAAA DUHHH SINGULLL LAAY,' by beyonce i'd get nothing, apart from stupider and stupider, but, i've noticed, that that type of stupid person, completley thrives in the way things work just now.</div><div><br /></div><div>All you need to do to have a 'succesful' life just now is, be good looking, be able to remember hundreds of shit, afford clothes, preferably super dry, afford hair gel, make it clear you listen to the latest music (AA DUH SINGUL LAY), be productive. </div><div><br /></div><div></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:11;">"Fitter, happier, more productive,<br />comfortable,<br />not drinking too much,<br />regular exercise at the gym<br />(3 days a week),<br />getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,<br />at ease,<br />eating well<br />(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),<br />a patient better driver,<br />a safer car<br />(baby smiling in back seat),<br />sleeping well<br />(no bad dreams),<br />no paranoia,<br />careful to all animals<br />(never washing spiders down the plughole),<br />keep in contact with old friends<br />(enjoy a drink now and then),<br />will frequently check credit at<br />(moral) bank (hole in the wall),<br />favors for favors,<br />fond but not in love,<br />charity standing orders,<br />on Sundays ring road supermarket<br />(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),<br />car wash<br />(also on Sundays),<br />no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows<br />nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,<br />nothing so childish - at a better pace,<br />slower and more calculated,<br />no chance of escape,<br />now self-employed,<br />concerned (but powerless),<br />an empowered and informed member of society<br />(pragmatism not idealism),<br />will not cry in public,<br />less chance of illness,<br />tires that grip in the wet<br />(shot of baby strapped in back seat),<br />a good memory,<br />still cries at a good film,<br />still kisses with saliva,<br />no longer empty and frantic<br />like a cat<br />tied to a stick,<br />that's driven into<br />frozen winter shit<br />(the ability to laugh at weakness),<br />calm,<br />fitter,<br />healthier and more productive<br />a pig<br />in a cage<br />on antibiotics." </span><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Everything else has been set up to work its self to your benefit around that.<br /><br />If that's the way you choose to seek happyness, enjoy you're wheel of samsara while i'm surfing around the infinite kaliedascope of one-ness called love.<br /><br />I'm sorry to be so mean, i love you.</div><div><br /></div><div>Nothings going to change my world, Om.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div></div></div>KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-76715110937751768872009-03-10T13:57:00.000-07:002009-03-10T14:22:48.029-07:00Please, 40 days and 40 nights.I <div>Hate</div><div>This</div><div>Decade.</div><div><br /></div><div>I feel how invisible man in the sky number 1 felt when he made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights, he probably just hated the decade you know, because if i had the power to make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights i would, but neither 'God' nor 'Storm from X-men' can help me out with that, cheers bastards.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'd bet that in the decade where God done that, everyone was listening to shit music, nobody was thinking, idiots where in charge and young people where watching Skins series minus 1 BC.</div><div><br /></div><div>The decade we're in now has brought us all of these wonderful things;</div><div>-Stupid people</div><div>-Bad music</div><div>-Stupid people being in charge of bad music</div><div>-Stupid people being in charge of smart people (which gradually turned into.....)</div><div>-Stupid people being in charge of stupid people</div><div>-People with no opinion of there own</div><div>-People with no creativity</div><div>-Zombies</div><div>-Zombies</div><div>-Zombies</div><div>-Hadouken</div><div>-Zombies</div><div><br /></div><div>We're literally living in dawn of the dead, the zombie apocolypse. </div><div>In that we have millions of people with no brains walking around.</div><div>Eating other peoples brains in that everything they express themselves with is out of the minds of other people.</div><div>Another similarity is that if you shoot them in the head they die.</div><div><br /></div><div>Never have i felt so embarassed about being a teenager.</div><div>I'm going to give u a comparasin, here's what teenagers wanted in the 60's:</div><div>Peace, Love, Happyness, Enlightenment, Spiritual Awakenings, Knowledge, Unity, Loss of materialism, Loss of physical vessels.</div><div><br /></div><div>Heres what teenagers from our decade want:</div><div>That dress that like, that dress that em that girl from skins had on aw it was soooo lovely, em like hat that the guy from hadouken had on aw its sooo nice, Guns, bling bling, ho's, heat magazine, to be in heat magazine.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm getting myself in a bad mood.</div><div>I'm going for a bath.</div>KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-43498357018430207202009-02-17T14:41:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:23:33.622-08:00Self Destruction 101Heres how to become self destructive in 26 easy steps<br /><div><br /></div><div>1)A vodka pineapple please mate.</div><div>2)www.youporn.com</div><div>3)Prefer own company, to company of peers.</div><div>4)Criticise everything.</div><div>5)Awrite, eh same again please, vodka pineapple? Infact double please.</div><div>6)Don't criticise anything done/decided by yourself, you are right.</div><div>7)www.youporn.com</div><div>8)Find out about really bad chemicals like aspartame and flouride being in diluting juices and flavoured water.<br /></div><div>9)Drink more diluting juice and flavoured water than you ever have in your life, regardless of full knowledge about bad chemicals, in search of the probably unexistant chaos/excitement that these chemicals might bring about.</div><div>10)Discover super noodles.</div><div>11)Eh, another double vodka pineapple and a shot of jaigermeister please mate, cheers.</div><div>12)www.youporn.com</div><div>13)Force yourself to get up early for college/work, only to spoil your own effort by intentionally being slower than you need to, and taking 5 to 10 minute periods of pausing what you're doing, staring into space and switching off you're mind to everything, except the fact you're almost completley intentionally making yourself late, and letting people down, all the while being uplifted by the possibility of these bleak prospects.</div><div>14)EHHH HAHA, EHHH 2 JAIGERBOMBS AN' A DOUBLE VODKA AND RED BULL HAHAA.</div><div>15)Intentionally stare at the scariest looking ned out of the gang right in the eye when walking past, a ned you would have blanked in any way possible previously, even if not seeking conflict with said ned. (see number 9. for logic)</div><div>16)www.youporn.com</div><div>17)Open savings account, withdraw money from it for alcohol until all is gone. (Acknowledge self loathing that comes with this step)</div><div>18)Blatantly ignore any potential for relationships, chant 'It's just a fuck about, she doesn't even like me,' mantra.</div><div>19)AA WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BARS SHUT?! AM JUS SAYIN ONE LAST DRINK FUCK SAKE!</div><div>20)Become increasingly un fond of social situations, lose motivation to fake conversation for the sake of a pleasent social experience, create akward moments when possible.</div><div>21)Carefully set out in head, a to do list for near future that will better life in all areas.</div><div>22)Take completed to do list, regurarly look at it, make promises and deadlines for certain tasks.</div><div>23)NEVER complete said tasks.</div><div>24)Bask in self dissapointment when all deadlines have passed, throw away to do list.</div><div>25)Question achievments of recent years, try not to commit suicide.</div><div>26)Double you double you double you dot you porn dot com</div>KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-69719072237539065712009-02-01T10:16:00.000-08:002009-02-01T13:12:39.269-08:00Economy? lol"You say you want a revolution <br />Well, you know <br />We all want to change the world <br />You tell me that it's evolution <br />Well, you know <br />We all want to change the world <br />But when you talk about destruction <br />Don't you know that you can count me out <br />Don't you know it's gonna be all right <br /><br /><br />You say you got a real solution <br />Well, you know <br />We'd all love to see the plan <br />You ask me for a contribution <br />Well, you know <br />We're doing what we can <br />But when you want money <br />for people with minds that hate <br />All I can tell is brother you have to wait <br />Don't you know it's gonna be all right <br /><br /><br />You say you'll change the constitution <br />Well, you know <br />We all want to change your head <br />You tell me it's the institution <br />Well, you know <br />You better free you mind instead <br />But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao <br />You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow <br />Don't you know it's gonna be all right <br />all right, all right <br />all right, all right, all right <br />all right, all right, all right ,"<br /><br /><br />Some wise and what should be especially relevant words from great John Lennon.<br />All the economy business is getting a bit mental, riots in france, they've probably got the right idea, it's not really up to the people in charge to handle it, clearly, they're the greedy sick minds that got us into all the shit, and don't dismiss the possibility that this could be what they intended. It's up to the majority to sort it out, get shit done, naa'msayin? <br />Doesn't matter though.KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-6919027525665519452009-01-02T19:39:00.000-08:002009-01-02T20:28:09.647-08:00Awrite Pal<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Awrite</span> pal, it's <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">January</span>, and what's <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">January</span>? A really big fucking <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Monday</span>. There's something really unsatisfying about it even if it seems unjustified, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">I've</span> just worked my way through 12 months of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">bollocks</span> to get to the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Christmas</span> and new year season, and now <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">I've</span> got to start again. A big fucking <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Monday</span>, and it's another 12 months away from the big fucking <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Friday</span> night.<br /> Christmas season was good <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">funs</span>, went out for my birthday, then out for <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Christmas</span> eve's eve, then <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Christmas</span> eve, then boxing day, then boxing day after party, then the celebration of the great 28<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">th</span> of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">December</span>, then <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">hogmany</span> eve's eve, then <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">hogmany</span> eve, then <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">hogmany</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">hogmany</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">of course</span> carries on until about 3 in the afternoon on new years day, to be awoken by <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Brendan's</span> friendly head in you're face saying "SLICE? BACON?... YOU <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">WANT</span> ANY SLICE OR BACON?" yes Brendan, yes i fucking do, and it was a beautiful slice <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">sanny</span> that would leave even Gordon Ramsay shaking in his swear words and herbs and over pronounced wrinkles. And now i am in bed, and have been for about 2 days.<br /> I'm trying to promise myself that <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">I'm</span> going to do something really productive <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">tomorrow</span>, because in a few days i have to get back into the swing of college paper work, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">tesco</span> money work, structured routines and early rises. Not that i really put any motivation into that before the holidays but <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">I'm</span> allowed to start now if i want.<br /> I've made a list of all the things i want to achieve in 2009, here it is.<br /> 1. Go back to Holland<br /> 2. Well that's actually all <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">I've</span> got so far, but i am working on it.<br />And that's all i have to say really, the transition from 2008 to 2009 didn't make much change to be honest, all that's changed is that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">there's</span> now a hamsters hutch plus 1 hamster in my bathroom, and i have a new hat.<br /> Hope you all had <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">absolutely</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">indescribable</span> holidays, have a happy giant fucking <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">Monday</span>.<br />Peace and love xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-75383526430561860422008-12-16T18:24:00.000-08:002008-12-17T05:15:21.741-08:00Merry Fucking Christmas, Ladies.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uwh35WjQrmo/SUhx8mFSHRI/AAAAAAAAAAo/-XIjOehs7aI/s1600-h/santa-is-black.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uwh35WjQrmo/SUhx8mFSHRI/AAAAAAAAAAo/-XIjOehs7aI/s320/santa-is-black.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280595848920702226" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Yes, it's that time of year again, freezing isn't it, but what are we even celebrating?<br /> The answer you'd usually get is Jesus' birthday, well, the end of the winter </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" style="font-size:130%;">solstice</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> if you realise that </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" style="font-size:130%;">Christianity</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, and most </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" style="font-size:130%;">religions</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> are </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" style="font-size:130%;">metaphors</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> for the movement of the sun, and they are </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" style="font-size:130%;">metaphors</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> for the movement of the sun, but that doesn't matter at all because i love you.<br /> You see, Jesus isn't really what </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> is about is he. Christmas is about Christmas. Santa didn't die for our sins, and why the </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" style="font-size:130%;">mongo</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> would we want him to?! I don't even think it's wrong anymore to accept </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> as something that isn't </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" style="font-size:130%;">particularly</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9" style="font-size:130%;">religious</span><span style="font-size:130%;">. The decorations, the songs, the presents, the family dinners, the television specials, the </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10" style="font-size:130%;">party's</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, the love, they've all seem to become celebrations of themselves rather than celebrations of something external, especially not an imaginary carpenter who's </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11" style="font-size:130%;">faithers</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> a bit too into his talking snakes and impossibly large boats.<br />The </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> spirit just doesn't bring them things to mind for me, but what it does bring is a little insight into how good and real people can be, and i fucking love it.<br /><br />Yes, despite what my other </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13" style="font-size:130%;">cynical</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> and pessimistic and deluded points of view may have pointed to, i literally wish it could be </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> every day!<br /> I think what happens is, people see </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> as an excuse to start loving everyone, because it's been happening around this time of year since they where born, open your eyes to it! </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16" style="font-size:130%;">Everyone's</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> so happy, </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17" style="font-size:130%;">nobodies</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> threatened, no ones a gang of yobs, no ones a </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18" style="font-size:130%;">pedo</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, no ones a fat cow, no ones a rival, no ones an enemy, </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19" style="font-size:130%;">everyones</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> just basking in love so much they get rid of all the stupid made up things that we've reminded ourselves of throughout the rest of the year, but they also think that this can only happen at christmas time, and it so doesn't.<br /> I said i wouldn't go on about the </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20" style="font-size:130%;">Christianity</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> bit but </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21" style="font-size:130%;">I'm</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> just clearing it up so i don't get people going "</span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22" style="font-size:130%;">WHAATT</span><span style="font-size:130%;">? </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23" style="font-size:130%;">THEEEEES</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24" style="font-size:130%;">MAANN</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25" style="font-size:130%;">EEEEZZ</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26" style="font-size:130%;">WRONNGG</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27" style="font-size:130%;">AYEEE</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28" style="font-size:130%;">THEEENK</span><span style="font-size:130%;">,"<br /> The story is that Jesus got crucified </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29" style="font-size:130%;">tae</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> fuck on the 22</span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30" style="font-size:130%;">nd</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, he lay dead for 3 days and was </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31" style="font-size:130%;">resurrected</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> on the 25</span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32" style="font-size:130%;">th</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> of December. Before you but in with the smart arse "</span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33" style="font-size:130%;">NAW</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34" style="font-size:130%;">EASTURS</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> FUR </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35" style="font-size:130%;">AE</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_36" style="font-size:130%;">RESURECTION</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_37" style="font-size:130%;">AKSHILLY</span><span style="font-size:130%;">," well it is, </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_38" style="font-size:130%;">aswell</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, because </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_39" style="font-size:130%;">Jesus</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> is a </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_40" style="font-size:130%;">metaphor</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> for the sun, the sun is at it lowest on the 22</span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_41" style="font-size:130%;">nd</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> of </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_42" style="font-size:130%;">December</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> (</span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_43" style="font-size:130%;">effectively</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> dies.. like jesus p.s this is also my birthday) and it stays at its lowest for 3 days, and starts moving up again on the 25</span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_44" style="font-size:130%;">th</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> of </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_45" style="font-size:130%;">December</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> (resurrected), and the reason we don't celebrate the </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_46" style="font-size:130%;">resurrection</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> properly until </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_47" style="font-size:130%;">Easter</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> is because </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_48" style="font-size:130%;">Easter</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> is the day when the daytime officially becomes longer than the night time, so the crops can start growing like a bastard again.<br /> And i know you don't care about crops, but the people from the world before televisions and </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_49" style="font-size:130%;">tesco</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> did, which is why it's so much more stupid that you still blindly believe this stupid story in this modern age.<br /> I'm sorry for shouting at you honey, i love you, Merry </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_50" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;">.<br /></span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_51" style="font-size:130%;">Ok</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> so the reason i was clearing that up is because i was going to say that i don't think there's any way that all these good changes in people happen because of a story of a guy who </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_52" style="font-size:130%;">couldny</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> hack </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_53" style="font-size:130%;">sittin</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_54" style="font-size:130%;">oan</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> a board for a couple of hours but then said he was </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_55" style="font-size:130%;">awrite</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, but </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_56" style="font-size:130%;">I'm</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> sure not saying that it doesn't take a cover up to give people an excuse to love each other, </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_57" style="font-size:130%;">apparently</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> it does and that's just the way people are just now, but it's better having a cover up to make people love everything than to not at all.<br />I think </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_58" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> is what the 60's must have felt like, and i want all of you to take </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_59" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> and the 60's as an example of what we have to be changing ourselves into. </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_60" style="font-size:130%;">Ok</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_61" style="font-size:130%;">infact</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> maybe scrap the </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_62" style="font-size:130%;">sixty's</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, it did have a bit too much colours, and drugs.. mind opening drugs, and peace, and love, and wild sex, and amazing music...... </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_63" style="font-size:130%;">ok</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> sorry forget what i said we're including the 60's again.<br /></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_64" style="font-size:130%;">Here's</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> my point.<br />Look at this </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_65" style="font-size:130%;">comparison</span><span style="font-size:130%;">; </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_66" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> time, and post </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_67" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> time. </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_68" style="font-size:130%;">Everyone's</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> miserable after </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_69" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;">, because everyone thinks that's all the love and </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_70" style="font-size:130%;">happiness</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> finished, well who decided that? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE!!<br /><br />Them amazing feelings you get at </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_71" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> time and wait a whole year for don't actually come from </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_72" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> time itself, that's just a time of year, they come from you! So don't see it as the only time you're allowed to start being amazing because it doesn't have to be limited. Just take </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_73" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> as a little sneak preview of how great everything can be if we get our act together.<br /><br />OH whats you're favourite </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_74" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> song? post anonymously if you don't have an account! I'm in the middle of downloading lots.<br />My favourite i think is Tom Jones + Catatonia - It's cold outside.<br />or<br />The </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_75" style="font-size:130%;">Housemartins</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> - Caravan of Love<br /><br />Have a sexy fucking </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_76" style="font-size:130%;">Christmas</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> and a breathtaking new year you bunch of </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_77" style="font-size:130%;">crimbo</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> bastards.<br />Peace and love x</span>KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-64824512015560737562008-12-08T15:47:00.000-08:002008-12-08T16:23:34.595-08:00Freestyling!!!!!.... well, poetry.I've had the cold and i find that's made my mind very unmotivated and i don't like to think about anything at all really, because everything's depressing.<br />So this blog, is not anything influential, it's not an interesting commentary or the habits of society or my peers.<br />What it is, is simply some of the freestyles that i have participated in today.<br />Yes freestyles, or poetry to the less hip, more commonly known as the 'white man'.<br />You may ask, "But Kyle, you don't participate in the world of hip hop? Never have i seen you with even the smallest amount of bling, nor with the weakest of ak's, nor with the skankiest of ho's,"<br />Well, if you open your mind, poetry battles is probably the best thing to make a boring day on the internet a little bit better.<br />So without out further a poo :<br /><br />Kyle Daniel Lochhead says:<br />cameron black<br />yer sacks a fukn sack<br />if yi havent noticed yet this is a fukn freestyle<br />and yir about tae git pumped of a poet called kyle<br />technically its a poem, cos we're both caucasian<br />but that doesnt mean that ma poems arent amazin<br />take e fukn mic<br />or keyboard or watever<br />or are u guna syke<br />and fukn spew out yer liver<br /><br />Cameron Black says:<br />nah i be reppin fresh from the top of my head<br />my rymes will nock you sick , snuggled up in your bed<br />ill spit it to this beat , that there is not<br />then stuff and thing that ryme with what<br />Im fresh , i cant be touched , im a man of the night<br />dont be hatin on me cause my skin colour is white<br />i know im good man , but i dont like to boast<br />I know im white, but man, you look like you seen a ghost<br /><br />Kyle Daniel Lochhead says:<br />look mate, stop tryn to make these poems all about race,<br />the colour isnt the worst thing about ur ugly face,<br />seen a ghost? wee man i dont believe in paranormal,<br />and just because i can, im guna make this rhyme formal:<br />dear sir, you appear to be unskilled in the art of rappin,<br />it'd be my suggestion drop the mic and start nappin,<br />because i'm a good sport, it'd be spiffing to keep going,<br />cos theres no way my spits will ever stop the flowing,<br />so on that note<br />on that final mile<br />im ending the poem here<br />yours sincerley, kyle.<br /><br />Cameron Black says:<br />dont be hatin on me like im fuckin fem-in-en<br />I know i cant rap, stole the last line from em-in-em<br />ill try not to hurt you, spare you my gravement<br />any mere eh that shit though , splat yer brains on the pavement<br />ill keep this goin , my keyboards on fire<br />rappin so hard youl early retire<br />if your smart enough youl give up hope<br />layin this shit down sweeter than afgahn dope<br /><br />Cameron Black says:<br />:))there so fun:))<br /><br />Kyle Daniel Lochhead says:<br />'there so fun' here thats one of ur quotes,<br />thats so much a shiter it'd probably float,<br />floatin like a toli without the aid of a boat,<br />yer minds rainin so much shite al needtae buy a coat,<br />so<br />am thinkin about copyin these to ma blog,<br />but as insides jokes they could be as clear as fog,<br />and incase yer an arsehole thats not very clear,<br />and if yi hate that metophor al slit yi ear to ear,<br />cos ma mind comes up with the most beautiful things,<br />and am not talkin about silk sheets and fancy diamond rings,<br />but more so things that are less materialistic,<br />things that stick in yer head like there drippin in prit stick,<br />things that involve subjects you've never heard of,<br />things thatl cos the poshest of men to buy a bergos,<br />things that regard no ettiquette or boundries,<br />things that are hotter than molten steel in foundries,<br />things that can cos a fate not much better than rabies<br />infact... thinkin about it.. all these things are dead babies.<br /><br />Cameron Black says:<br />kicken it fresher than ever, like a newborn pup<br />ma rymes are so fly, layin it down straight up<br />ill talk about anything you want from the bible to toast<br />lyrics to make chill and cold like jack froast<br />like a snowman<br />and ill demand<br />on a stand<br />than ma hand<br />will comand<br />and strike you<br />its a matter of fact, i dont like you<br />come back , try to spit and defend<br />its over for now , but this aint the end<br /><br />Kyle Daniel Lochhead says:<br />first of all, yer last lines a contradiction,<br />word of warnin av git mare blades then yer granny bettys kitchen,<br />thats one of the many reasons you should stop the act now,<br />or you'll be more up for the slaughter than a beefy angus cow,<br />the bible to toast? fair enuf thats quite a range,<br />but neither of them subjects can cos ma life to change,<br />its not amount of subject matter, its wether its relevant,<br />and if you look, yours is trivial, like a thimble to an elephant,<br />so thats ma revolt, is that quite all?<br />cause you know if you call back again, your guna fall<br /><br />Cameron Black says:<br />Yer skills are pish , random collection of words<br />Insapration - flight-of-the-con-cords<br />Coming up against you turns out as a joke<br />i think your dreaming ,you need to be woke<br />from you sleep, about elephants and cows<br />and finally realise that right about nows<br />the time,<br />to give up trying,<br />up-ag-ainst-me-equals-lyri-cly -dying<br />nice try, but it ends today<br />pack up your shit son, and get on your way<br /><br /><br />That was my rhymes with cameron, go on his blog at http://cameron-black.blogspot.com/<br /><br />And the following rhymes are my rhymes with Laurie, you might not understand these ones. Especially if you're in any way, not as cool as us.<br /><br />Kyle Daniel Lochhead:<br />aw forgot to ask, see next weekend?<br />..................................<br /> ...........................<br />don't bring down any kitchens or time,<br />and please do not let me serf any highly raised wine,<br />bring down the receipt from where u purchased ur saed,<br />and if yoov not had a jesus supper ur not goin to bed,<br />we'll be stickin on some music, a cant think of life without it,<br />same goes for any splendid yellow ping pong player outfits,<br />when yer down we best be checkin flights for fukn amsterdam,<br />and a wham bam merci danke thanka ya mam,<br />bita beer,<br />bita lite<br />never fear<br />pickin fights<br />but now, look, the poems come to an end<br />and im out of bebo love,its rare, so we'll just have to pretend.<br /><br /> (BEEEEBOOOOOO LOOOVE)<br /><br />Laurie Veitch:<br />that poem you sent me was a wee bit too Lite,<br />hopefully this one will turn out to be, suhlight,<br />but a need to go n finish ma lamp soon,<br />then ill be stickin eh fuckin wine doon,<br />can't wait to be chln,<br />cant wait, it'll be saed,<br />cant wait to be drappin eh chilli n bread,<br />cant wait tae tan,aw eh free wine,<br />cos lets be honest, wen have i ever had time,<br />gonnae return on wednesday to ma home,<br />if am not back by then a think ill fuckin BWOHM! <br /><br />that was my rhymes with laurie, go on his blog at www.he-doesnt-actually-even-have-a-blog.com<br /><br /><br />I hope this post made you giggle atleast thrice.<br />Peace and love! xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-46186118784047226912008-11-30T10:25:00.000-08:002008-11-30T11:55:35.393-08:00Merry St Andrews Day!I don't know if it was some subconscious awareness or a coincidence that St Andrews day this year comes just a day after the day that i got my first patriotic feelings since i was a little ignorant boy watching brave heart.<br />You see, technically i hate Scotland, we don't have a real culture of our own anymore, and tartan novelty hats with ginger hair doesn't count. Fair enough our history is a pretty successful and inspiring story, William Wallace battered a few <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">wido</span> cunts and we got a bit of '<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">FREEEEEDOOOOMMMMM</span>' but what's come of it since then? Our legal system is a load of irrational rubbish, the police all seem the same as the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">chavvy</span> pricks their <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">ment</span> to be fighting, well they seem like them, if them watched too many episodes of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">columbo</span>. I hated it because we were so patriotic about an imaginary culture, the imaginary culture was one of everyone wearing kilts, killing English people, teaming up against the world, being the loudest singers, being immune to the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">snobyness</span> and faults of the rest of the world, but all i seen was a big pit of the dregs from everyone <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">elses</span> cultures, just as much influenced from British and American media as England and America are, with foods that are seen as our own but they don't merit 'foods' , deep fried and take at most 5 minutes to prepare and we seem just as much a victim of the fast food franchises explosion as the country's they started in, if not more.<br /><br />But my views on Scotland was changed yesterday;<br /><br />I was in work (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">tesco</span>) and there was a relief call for the check outs, i relieved them. One of the first people i served was an English family of a women and her two daughters. They didn't give me any eye contact, they didn't say thank you, they didn't return my greeting, they didn't even smile, they just talked gloomy amongst themselves and left without glancing back.<br />It wasn't this that effected me the most though, straight after that grumpy family, there was a nice old Scottish lady, and because she was straight after, i just seen her as a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">comparison</span> and opposite of the last family, and she was stereotypically Scottish. She gave me eye contact, always smiled, made me feel so happy and relaxed. I felt like buying her 20 cups of tea and all the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">clubcard</span> points you would ever need.<br />It completely opened my eyes to the not imaginary, but invisible culture we have, and it's invisible because it's not up itself enough to feel the need to make an appearance, but it's still completely there. Although Scotland is full of people stabbing each other, it's all done for the sake of a good time. Scottish people are probably some the most considerate down to earth people out of all the English talking country's. I hate to generalize, and i am generalizing, because some Scottish people are the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">opposite</span> of what <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">i'm</span> saying, stuck up, delusional, ill mannered people ever, and some Americans and other British people are my favorites, come to think of it, all of my hero's come under that category.<br />But speaking in general, because if i where to speak <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">specifically</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">i'd</span> have to go through everyone who is alive in the world, i quite like Scotland<blockquote></blockquote>.<br /><br />Enjoy that haggis mate, peace and love xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-76536012459142000462008-11-26T13:55:00.000-08:002008-11-26T14:04:06.883-08:00Everything is energy.Time, space and matter.<br />matters seems like a good place to begin, the solidity of the world seems indisputable,<br />as a fixed thing you can see and touch,<br />your body's also reassuringly solid,<br />but beginning with Einstein,<br />modern physics has assured us,<br />this is a mirage,<br />after all, the body is made up of atoms,<br />these are particles whirling round at lighting speeds,<br />around huge empty spaces,<br />and the particles aren't material objects,<br />they're fluctuations of energy and information,<br />in a huge void of energy and information,<br />if you could see the body as it really is,<br />you'd see 99.9999% of it is mostly empty space,<br />and the other .00001% of it that you see as matter,<br />is also empty space,<br />the matter is just an illusion, an artifact of our perceptual experiences,<br />as you sift through this very solid looking material body,<br />you only have to go so far till u end up with a handful of nothing,<br />this is a scientific fact,<br />the question is what is this nothingness,<br />what is this empty space that makes up everything in existence,<br />because its very clear that the basic raw material of the universe,<br />is not materiel,<br />the essential stuff of the universe,<br />is non stuff,<br />because an atom which is the basic unit of matter,<br />is not really a solid entity,<br />its a void,<br />but is this void an emptiness,<br />or could it be the womb of creation itself,<br />could it be the source of life itself,<br />is this none stuff none matter that makes up the entire universe,<br />just emptiness, or is it thinking non stuff,<br />thinking non matter,<br />that curves back within its own self,<br />and creates everything in existence from matter, to energy, to time, to space,<br />as you dissect through the human body,<br />the various layers of organs, tissues, cells, molecules and atoms peel away,<br />until the subatomic is left, bundles of energy vibrations,<br />the nerve receptors in the body are switching stations that can take energy vibrations that can turn them into touch sight and sound and so on.<br /><br />everything is energy<br /><br /><br />i feel like <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">I'm</span> melting into the ground <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">every time</span> i remind myself, we where all in a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">primordial</span> soup that expanded and made everything, we're all part of the same thing, just looking back on itself, everything is everyone and everyone is everything, all you need is love!KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-87815806925268919762008-11-24T04:01:00.001-08:002008-11-24T04:45:20.992-08:00Lucid Dreams, And My First Lucid Dream. (but not last)I'd heard about lucid dreams ages ago, and the concept never really caught my complete attention, but since I've been in college, Darren in my course has been telling me about his regular lucid dreams and so i was officially, quite interested.<br />A Lucid Dream is when one reaches a state of semi-consciousness during R.E.M sleep (which kicks in after about 90 minutes). The state of semi-consciousness means that, although still sleeping, one is in control of, not just his/her actions and movements in the dream, but in complete control of everything/everyone that surrounds them. Imagine it like the scene in the matrix where <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">neo</span> and Morpheus are in a big white space and can call up any situation or object or person to surround them, well that's basically what you have to work with in lucid dreams.<br />There where many ways i looked at to make lucid dreams happen, a common one was to get into the habit of checking the time, because clocks don't work properly in dreams so if you look at it one time and it's half 3, and then you look at it again and it's a picture of 2 radiators then you know your dreaming. Once you've reminded yourself your dreaming the trick is to make sure you slowly become conscious of it, but not too quickly that you wake yourself up.<br />Lots of places i researched said you should keep a log book for your dreams that you fill in every time you wake up so that you notice reoccurring dreams, so you then notice them when your dreaming and hence become aware of it.<br />I didn't have the motivation for that so I've just been reminding myself about lucid dreams the past few days in hope I'd work out a situation in my dream where i try and make one happen.<br />Last night, i had my first lucid dream.<br />I was running to my work at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">tesco</span>, and when i got into the car park, instead of the fat man in the yellow jacket who organizes how many taxi's are in the rank, it was in fact, Jackie Onassis. The widow of tragically assassinated president John F Kennedy. She was wearing her jacket and hat that she always wears, and i remember thinking "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">hmm</span>, Jackie Onassis shouldn't be controlling how many taxi's get into the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">tesco</span> car park in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Greenock</span>. I understand her life was slightly tore apart with the death of her husband, but surely she's moved onto something a little bit more dignified than this," My conclusion was, i was dreaming, and my second thought was 'lucid dream lucid dream lucid dream lucid dream,"<br />To test my theory i went up to Jackie Onassis and questioned her on her motive for being here, because somewhere in my head i had a thought that made no sense, that said 'if i start going and summoning everything i want in my surroundings, it'll be a bit rude if it isn't a dream because these people just want to get on with things, i best make sure it really is a dream before i ride unicorns to Alton towers," (can you really be too polite to have a lucid dream?)<br />So i approached Jackie Onassis and asked if this was a dream, she said no, and i started changing the colour of her jacket, i changed it from turquoise to purple to eventually a moving rainbow colour, all at my will. This confirmed for me i was dreaming, and lucid dreaming. So now i had to go and do the matrix empty space thing where i start imagining everything i want.<br />This is the part that I've been reading is <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">apparently</span> the tricky part, because you have to stay on the right thought level that keeps you sleeping but completely conscious in your dream to make everything you want happen.<br />So, for a while i just stayed concentrated, to make sure i was still sleeping, then i jumped up, really high until <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">tesco</span> car park was gone, but where i ended up was the top floor of the new car park... at least it was empty. I started trying to imagine Alexa Chung with no clothes on, and i think this is where i went wrong, because i woke up. Reading about lucid dreams, I've learned you can't master them over night, and i think me starting off with the object of my desires was something that required too much exciting thought, so i woke up.<br />So I'm going to keep trying, and I'll remember next time to start off with something, although still desired, not as exciting as Alexa Chung without any clothes on.. maybe a choc-ice perhaps.<br /><br />I'll get back to you all once i have a successful lucid dream with choc-ices AND Alexa Chung with no clothes on, I'll possibly have her eat a choc-ice as well.<br /><br /><br />I hope I've inspired some of you to try to have lucid dreams, i would suggest it. Some Psychiatrists try to prescribe them to there patients therapeutically because you can technically change your life in them. Conquer fears, manage and realise truths, work out social situations, see Alexa Chung with no clothes on etc.. technically the only difference between dreams and 'reality' is that the consequences of one dream doesn't carry on to the next, but i don't think that means that the consequences and conclusions worked out in dreams can't be carried onto reality.<br /><br />If any of you end up having a lucid dream, or if you've had one before, tell me about it, i love listening the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">storys</span> of them, some are <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">hilarious</span>.<br /><br />But on that, I'm leaving you. good luck with the dreaming. peace and love x<br /><br />oh, here's something to motivate you. Yes, Alexa Chung shall be the motivation behind our lucid dream movement, viva la Chung!<br /><br /><a href="http://s134.photobucket.com/albums/q112/2pointtt/?action=view&current=alexa_chung_0008.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q112/2pointtt/alexa_chung_0008.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a>KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-47548460282063669522008-11-12T15:50:00.000-08:002008-11-12T16:01:54.898-08:00Please Excuse My SubjectI usually wouldn't let a matter as trivial and vain as the one about to be brought up get into my blog, but it's one that it'd probably be healthier for me in the long term if i used this as a theraputic discourse to get to grips with how i feel about it. I'm going to talk about receeding hairlines.<br />It was pretty much a definite sentance that i was going bald. Off the top of my head i can't think of any male in my immediate family that doesnt have some sort of a balding pattern, but as a child this seemed inadequate to my other problems such as what i was going to name that woodlouse, and how i was going to stab my sister without getting charged with attempted murder by the all seeing law that was granny betty. During my teens however, it started actually happening, but nothing to dastric, i took it as a joke, and so did the yearbook when i was put in as most likely to be bald by the age of 20. But in the last few months i've noticed it getting alot worse, i had my hair beatles pop years length and when i got it shaved i was kindof shocked, so i grew it again to cover it up, but it won't cover it up this time, which is the frustrating bit.<br />Infact i've drawn you a diagram to better explain what i'm saying<br /><a href="http://s134.photobucket.com/albums/q112/2pointtt/?action=view&current=BLOGHAIR.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q112/2pointtt/BLOGHAIR.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a><br />you see?<br />So now i'm stuck with stupid looking long hair, or stupid looking short hair, and i don't even have the face for it to make me look old.<br />By writing this i thought i'd come to some sort of conclusion. Have i? i don't think i have.<br />Wait<br />I have.<br />I greeted you as Kyle Daniel Lochhead, and i leave you, as Kyle Daniel Lochhead, the man who now wears hats, and what a perfect time to introduce them into my life than winter.<br />Well, good night, ladies and gentlemen, and this night, don't take ur hair for granted with a thought of the possibility of waking up with your hair all over the pillow tomorow, and blood actually, to make it worse.. your mums blood.<br /><br />Peace and love xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-40012924918891210092008-11-12T08:25:00.000-08:002008-11-12T08:32:16.087-08:00Unbiased question for you all.I have a question for you, and it's genuinly out of interest. I think peoples favourites songs must be good in someway if they can be anyones favourite song. Not like when emo's say there favourite song is by fall out boy, and when neds say there favourite song is by dj md2020 featuring MC MontaeFuckAn'GeezYerJaiket, because that's what there expected to like.<br />But proper personal unbiased true honest favourite songs.<br /><br />So, what's your 5 favourite songs ? and i'll genuinly check them out, you can post anonomously if you don't have an account<br /><br />to start off heres mine, in no particular order:<br /><br />*The Beatles - I Am The Walrus<br />*Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta<br />*El-P - The Overly Dramatic Truth<br />*Alien Ant Farm - Movies<br />*Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip - A Letter From God To Man<br /><br />now you go. peace and love xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-10397173986176527852008-11-10T15:41:00.000-08:002008-11-10T15:52:46.571-08:00EnlightenmentThis is what Bill Hicks said someone who takes lsd might realise;<br />"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectivly, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves, .... now here's tom with the weather"<br /><br />Well this is what i have realised, after a period of about 3 years of crazy thinking and research, without taking any lsd;<br />all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectivly, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.<br /><br />so now i know theres atleast a 3 year gap between hearing something, and understanding it.<br />and i don't want to know what will happen if i took lsd now.<br /><br />Right, well that's the right side of my brain conquered, now for the left side... who's up for a game of sodoku? xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-41473268377899420482008-11-06T08:55:00.000-08:002008-11-06T09:08:16.924-08:00The best song to listen to on your ipod, whilst walking.I have 9.23GB of music on my itunes as of the morning of the 6th of November 2008 AD. The ipod i bought of Gareth for £20 holds 4GB of music. This essentially turns my ipod nano into an ipod shuffle, in that i have to go through all my music and select each indiviudual song i want on it, and even when i have, i always overstep it, so i haven't used it in a while. On sunday however, i done the tedious and my ipod is now up and running, and i'm really happy about it, i forgot how great it was to just walk when you can hear music in your head, sometimes i get to into it and i think i'm in a music video.<br />But<br />To the point of the blog, i was walking to college this morning and i had my ipod on shuffle, the first song that came on was 'The overly dramatic truth' by 'El-P' , and i had atleast 3, of what can only be described as, orgasms.<br />I can't imagine any other song that's better to walk to than this one, it's undescribeable, i wanted to kick down every wheely bin i passed and rip the heart out of every o.a.p walking to get there pension.<br />Heres the song, but to get the effect, download it, buy it, whatever, and put it on your ipod and just walk and listen to every single individual lyric and every beat, tenner if your eyes don't well up, well maybe that was the wind.<br />Rest in peace, ear virginity.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3DIK7QFtQjQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3DIK7QFtQjQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-53309188368034774232008-11-04T14:53:00.001-08:002008-11-04T14:55:58.988-08:00EMERGENCY ELECTION BLOGObama killed his gran for the sympathy vote last night, he's willing to go that far.. let him win.<br /><br /><br />P.S follow a funny funny blog http://cameron-black.blogspot.com/ ...<br /><br /><br /><br />who do we think will get president then? not that i care, i'm kooler than that, i have sunglasses and all that stuff so i don't even care. xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-81777323264940854482008-11-03T06:55:00.000-08:002008-11-03T07:22:47.687-08:00Hallows EveHalloween, i hate halloween. It's just like any other weekend but instead of you sitting with your friend drinking, it's you sitting with your giant human banana drinking. I'm sitting drinking with a giant banana because the celts used to celebrate the end of the harvest and slaughter there livestock on this day, so why the fuck am i drinking with a giant banana, shouldn't i be taking to some cows with a machete, at what point did the giant banana come into this equation, where the fuck is my machete?<br />I think theres only one other type of person who would boycott halloween with me, and that's overweight females. Putting myself briefly in the shoes of a female at halloween it'd seem all i have to do is start with the template "Slutty ____ " and fill the blank with literally anything, just this year i've seen the usual suspects like slutty nurse, slutty vampire, slutty alice in wonderland, slutty giant banana. I've also seen some new ones, slutty cavewomen (did they exist?), slutty skeleton, slutty mummy, slutty stapler. It's great to see girls are really progressing and making a good name for themselves, i sure had my finger on the pulse of female culture before i seen the proof of intelectual evolution that was a slutty pocahontas.<br />The only bad thing i would think that'd happen if halloween ended would maybe be a few costume companys going out of business (maybe that's why they keep halloween alive?) but i think it'd do us good if when in the need of a costume, we made it ourselves, we could do with the practice of practical crafts.<br />So what i propose is to completley scrap halloween, to keep the fun in it we can make the same date 'dress up and get drunk day' so atleast we're being honest, but on the condition that we make our own costumes. And if you want to keep halloween the way it is but still accept my point of view, then join me, October the 31st 2009, in the cow fields, with a machete and a giant banana suit. See you there ! peace and love xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-89391712665632627562008-10-28T15:07:00.000-07:002008-10-28T15:47:12.439-07:00The Streets New AlbumFinally the streets' new album 'Everything is Borrowed' came out this month, actually needed it. It's defintly not my favourite streets album but i'm not dissapointed either. It has gave me one of my favourite lines in a song though "i came to this world with nothing, and i leave with nothing but love, everything else is just borrowed," <br />I think Mike Skinner being taken away from normal public life and him having more time to think about things less trivial than him thinking she is really fit, fit but my gosh doesn't she just know it, he's became alot more, i want to say spiritual, but i also mean something slightly different but my vocabularys a shiter so i'll just say it, yeah he's became alot more spiritual since he's been famous, i think the marijuana's helped, which i like alot because i hated some of the famous street songs being about stupid things even though they where good songs because skinners really smart.<br />This will be the second last streets album, because mike always imagined a 5 album box set and aparantly the last ones going to be something experimental, more use of synthensisers because of his trip to the synthensiser museum in germany whilst touring, and it's going to have running theme throughout it, im looking forward to it.<br /><br />Here my favourite track from it, give it a listen it's amazing. Peace and love x<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y2c6g6eG1mQ&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y2c6g6eG1mQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span>KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-89115009939212178282008-10-21T13:53:00.000-07:002008-10-21T14:17:58.703-07:00The Election, tonight, on smackdown!I usually like to tell myself i'm somehow above all this new fancy 'politics' thing, but it's understandable how hard it is to avoid it, but the american election actually makes me want to be sick over everyone i love. It completley reminds of me of the WWF wrestling i used to watch; scripted, mindless, undignified but controlled madness tweaked from as much angles as possible to entertain the american public, think about the venue of the debates being in a wwf smackdown ring, it seems so right, all the shouting stupid fans with all there home made signs, callouts, backup, shocks, suprises, conflicts, rivalrys, FAKENESS. I just can't bring myself to even believe it's real, it's defintly not real. My personal views on things like this are slightly contraversial and i'm not going to introduce them to you yet but i hate how i'm even taking notice of all this shite.<br />Say if you are one of the americans that are blind enough to vote, i bet i can make you pick a side right now with this:<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KjxzmaXAg9E&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KjxzmaXAg9E&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> </span>This is the type of people that support McCain, the people that support any side are usually just as silly, just on the other side, but atleast the percentage of McCain votes tell you the percentage of ignorant racist fucks. And the percentage of votes are the percentage of people that think their actually in a democracy... lolKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-53694080985558026422008-10-20T18:46:00.000-07:002008-10-20T18:57:01.589-07:00Joe RoganEver since the death of Bill Hicks and George Carlin, i've always doubted the return of another truth and love talking, revolutionary social commentater on par with them, especially as the world seems to be getting much less intellegent due to what seems to be far too conveinently placed distractions to stop people thinking freely and questioning what goes on.. 'spiritual evolution? wait what? no ssshh, x factors on and terrorists are everywhere and the economy matters because why would a goverment ever take on a "scarcity = power" tactic,' but anyway, i first seen Joe Rogan when he presented fear factor and didn't think much of him but i found some clips of his stand up and him expressing his opinions and i was filled with happyness at his brutal honesty and commentary, almost compensation for the loss of Carlin and Hicks, you could say he has a bit to go before he gets to where they where but he's on the right tracks and he's full steam ahead. I check his blog whenever i can, the UFC stuff is not my cup of tea but i suppose everyman has his hobbie.<br /><br />www.joerogan.net and i also suggest just searching him on youtube.KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-6487393508622991172008-10-17T08:22:00.001-07:002008-10-17T08:25:20.098-07:00DO YOU LIKE TRAFFIC LIGHTS?!GREAT! Because they wouldn't be in place if it wasn't for politicians, so you obviously loooove politics! So for a unique and maverick take on the world of current affairs, the world which you love, visit www.polipatter.blogspot.com you'll split your sides laughing, then stitch them back up again with that metophorical sewing set we use, called, knowledge.<br /><br />www.polipatter.blogspot.comKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-44508276228646988302008-10-16T17:50:00.000-07:002008-10-16T17:51:37.178-07:00It's Just A Ride<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; "><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">"The world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it, you think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round and it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud. And it's fun, for a while.</p><br /><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: 'Is this real? Or is this just a ride?' And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and they say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid - ever - because... this is just a ride.' And we kill those people.</p><br /><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride! Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry; look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.'</p><br /><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that - ever notice that? - and we let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because... it's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort. No worry. No job. No savings and money. Just a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy bigger guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.</p><br /><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; ">Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, into a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year and, instead, spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would do many times over - not one human being excluded - and we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever. In peace. "~Bill Hicks</p></span>KDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4480646008107288931.post-5167292154758659622008-10-16T17:25:00.000-07:002008-10-16T17:31:40.929-07:00First blog, nice to meet you :)I don't know if this will last but i'd like it to, i'll have to introduce myself first then i suppose.<br /><br />I'm Kyle Daniel Lochhead, I'm a 17 year old from Scotland, the west coast, with all the smashed glasses and smells, yea that coast.<br /><br />I study HND Creative Industries: Television And Production. I suppose i could enjoy a career in film making and producing but saying that its what i want to do seems to harsh just now.<br /><br />But anyway, obviously more about me comes out in a blog more gradually and you can decide wether you think i'm a titwank or a revoltionary or an internet trend sheep, but somewhere in my mind i've obviously suggested to myself that my points of view could merit a blog, and i stand by it, well, i sit reluctintly by it. Here's to the future! Peace and Love xKDLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05332094284437310230noreply@blogger.com2